Marco D’Alessandro

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POV: Family Doesn’t Respect Your Professor Status @Madison The class is called digital media design, but her brain hears meme making 101. It’s funny that I used to be on the other side of it with her and students everywhere, I used to think the professors cared too much and needed to get off my back. From this side of things, It feels like this entire generation of entitled students are doomed. Maybe if the class was only fans 101 she would’ve been more interested.

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POV: Dad Teaches You The Lore of the DMV Why do parents always have to be so dramatic, they always do stuff like this like telling us they used to have to hike 5 miles uphill to get to school everyday. I bet it used to be a really swell place. Comment below about what it really was like or your personal story.

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Girls are never held accountable🙃 @Madison So even though we all collaborated to have people over last night and all were guilty of the same crime, they get a slap on the wrist and I get a kick in the ass? Is this just in Italian households or is this an epidemic in all corners of the world?

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POV: Living With An Italian Father From the hostile takeover of the remote, to the removal of me from his “seat”… it’s as cliche as it gets. He even did the dad noise when he went to sit down, and stole my snack under the guise of not “spoiling my appetite”. This is a lawless man who doesn’t play by the rules.

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POV: Anything is Better Than Dealing With Wife’s Friends He would rather come with me to what is classically considered the worst place on earth than to spend the day with my mom and her friends. Personally, I love spending the day with my mom‘s friends, but that’s a different conversation.

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POV: You Learn The Hard Way To Never Rush Your Father💀 @Al Dente Dude, I just want good picks so I don’t have to endure another humiliation ritual. But unfortunately it seems we also have humiliation ritual at home too.

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Family Confronts Us For Bringing Sister’s Boyfriend To The Strip Club Dude this shouldn’t even be an issue, Ben barely dropped any money or touched anyone. The girls are so dramatic, cinnamon would never treat us this way. God forbid we actually hangout and have fun with the guy my sister is dating!

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POV: You Set Yourself Up So apparently it’s feminine to want to have moisturized skin? Sorry I didn’t grow up in your time where men would rep their poor hygiene like a badge of honor. How is the first thought associated with me not wanting dry skin be that I can’t possibly be straight💀 I blame Madison for putting this thought in their head cause they’ve been acting different towards me since rainbow six gate.

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POV: You Ask Dad If He Loves His Wife Or Kids More🫢 What else dad? Does she get you where you need to go? Can she make it through any terrain? Is she electric?

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POV: Sibling Dynamics Are Unfair No Matter The Species🐶 My theory is that it doesn’t matter if it’s humans, dogs, cats, or aliens, no matter the species, the youngest child will get away with everything, the oldest will be blamed, and the middle children will have an intense rivalry. Tell me I’m wrong.

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POV: Dad is Passive Aggressive at Dinner Over Diet After the shakedown, he gave me the other day, I didn’t even request to eat this. My mom just started making all the food she bought ingredients for, yet my dad still blames me despite me telling her I’ll eat whatever I just wanna get through a meal without feeling like my life is in jeopardy… and I’m not a f****** legume.

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POV: Your Parents Find Out You’re Gay🏳️‍🌈 @Madison DUDE I SAID RAINBOW SIX. Okay, maybe the name of the game might be suggestive but it’s not my fault she wasn’t listening. But most concerningly… why were my parents so prepared for this? Why did they have a Batman level contingency plan ready to go at a moments notice? Do they know something I don’t? Am I gay?