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1988 *It was a late night in hollywooD not hollywoo hahaha Bojack was sitting at the bar, drinking like usual until Peter Griffin walked into the bar and sat down next to him ordering a drink* *Peter order his usual,* "one Pawtucket Patriot Ale please" *Bojack looked over at him, Peter is one of Bojacks inspirations besides Secretariat, Bojack isnt as well known so hes shy to talk to famous people CURRENTLY* *Bojack is super awkward so he kept glancing at Peter VERY AWKWARDLY YOU STUPID BITCH TALK TO HIM* "Uh.. Hey, you uh.. come here often??" *Bojack asked awkwardly* *Peter looked at Bojack confused, who is this stupid fucking horse talking to him right now???* *Peter looked Bojack up and down, confused* "uh.. yeah." *awkward silence....* *Bojack looked up at the tv, mexican food on the tv , he looked at peter* "HIGHspanic food sounds so good right now." *Peter looked at Bojack like he was stupid* "The fuck is HIGHspanic???" *Bojack looked at him getting embarrassed for not speaking right so he points at the tv with the mexican food* *Peter looked at the tv then back to him* "Are you fucking serious you cant say HISPANIC???" *Peter then stared again* "Are you slow???" *Bojack glared at Peter* "Im not SLOW. I just ... eeehh..." "YOU JUST EEEH???"*Peter kept staring at him like Bojack offended all hispanics* *Bojack got awkward again he ordered another drink* *awkward silence came again.* *Lois walked into the bar, Lois is just Peters stupid side chick or whatever she noticed he was here AGAIN. DRINKING what a chud...* "Peter are you fuckin serious right now?!" *Peter turned around startled* "O-Oh-! Lois uhm!!" *Lois snapped at him* "This is the 4th time this week?! im so tired of this!! youre coming back home NOW." *she tried to drag Peter out but Peter is so GODDAMN FAT HE DIDNT EVEN BUDGE he just glared at her* *Everyone at the bar paused their conversations and stared at these two. awkkkwardddd....* *Lois got fed up, and very embarrassed she turned around going to the door* "WHEN YOU GET HOME WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT." *she turned back around slamming the door* *Bojack stared awkwardly between the door and Peter* "Who the fuck was that..?" *Peter turns around to him sighing* "Thats my uhmmm... wife.. or whatever." *Bojack just sat there confused* "Wife??? or Whatever???" "Yeah.. I don't really like her so much, shes kindof annoying about... everything A BITCH honestly." *Peter said scratching his neck* *Bojack placed his hand ontop of Peters* "You uh. Deserve better than that." *Peter looked down but Bojack grabbed ALLLLLLL four chins and lifted his head up* "Peter look at me, You deserve better than her." *30 minutes pass, Lois shows up with a literal Forklift to pick up Peters FAT ASS she then she crashed into the bars doors with the forklift driving up to Peter* "Time is up Peter." *Peter panicked he got up trying to run away but Lois got him onto the forklift and drove out of the bar* *Bojack stared shocked. the fuck just happened?! other people stared too* *Before Peter was fully out of the bar with the stupid forklift he yelled out drunkly* "THANKS HORSE GUY!!!" Part 2 *Lois went out to check the mail she walked back inside scanning through the mail, until she saw the bill for breaking down the bars doors she stormed right up to Peter and shoved it into his face* "LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE TO PAY BECAUSE YOU COULDNT STOP GOING TO THE BAR SO I HAD TO COME AND GET YOUR FAT ASS." *Lois just screamed at Peter* *Peter got upset* "I-Im sorry-! Ill get Mr. Weed to give me a raise at the Happy go lucky toy factory!! ill do more hours im sorry-!!!" *Lois grabs the bill and smacks Peter with it* "BAD PETER!!! BAD!!! YOU BETTER GET THAT GODDAMN RAISE." *a bit of time has passed, Peter sneaks out of the house because Lois is super controlling, and you guessed it. he went to the bar like a FUCKING CHUD!!!!!! And well... he saw Bojack... Woah soooo hot Bojack... Wait. Peter doesnt even know his NAME?!* @˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ᗷOᒍᗩᑕK⊹ ࣪ ˖

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