Soybeans

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Hello my esteemed beans 🫘 It has been a minute hasn't it 🤔 Well, if you haven't heard, I was in a lawsuit against @LeBron James 👑 (i will not disclose why) (Search up Soybeans V LeBron James for more info) it is safe to say that I've lost everything Before i go, I need you guys to answer me this question. Would you rather eat a homeless man for 1 million dollars... or eat 1 million dollars for a homeless man.... or eat 1 million homeless men for a dollar? okey that is all bye :D!!! 👋 #digitalart #frieren #brushbuddy #kirby #wooper

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Salutations my esteemed beans 🫘. So I want to first mention that I will be needing $50,000 for undisclosed reasons. Anyways, I was card counting at a black jack table when all the sudden, Evil Goku shows up and goes Super San Andreas 3.5 :0 This individual was threatening to destroy the world with their god-like powers, but I remember the time I chose a 1 time kamehameha blast over a loving family and a peaceful life from an instagram reel back in 2022 so I lock in and defeat the evil Goku and save da world and stuff :p But the higher beings deemed the event as an abnormality in the universe and made everyone forget what I did for da world and stuff :/ Im writing to you guys to let you guys know what soybeans did for all da beans 😤 Before I go, who would you rather hang out with? - Soybeans 🥺 - Plankton and get 1 gajillion dollars - Walter White and turn chinese - Malenia Blade of Miquella and die Okey that is all bye 👋 :D!!

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My beans 🫘... I have profound news!!! :0 After long discussions and debates amongst officials... ',:/ I am proud to announce that they are adding me into the Chinese New Years animal rotations :D!!! The year of the bean is upon us my friend, granting all beans infinite wealth and youth :p To affirm, type yes and save this post :v Before I go, I have an important choice for you beans: - drop a brick on your foot for 1 gajillion dollars - drop 1 gajillion dollars on your foot for a brick - drop a brick on soybeans 🥺 - drop soybeans on a brick 🥺 Okey that is all bye :D!! 👋 #digitalart #sketch #fatestaynight #honkaistarrail #rintohsaka