Alec Pritchard

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2026: The Quest for S*x #nfl #49ers #jedyork #funny

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“Bro, you’re really picking this up fast.” Yeah dude, I spent large parts of my 20s doing lines of ❄️ and 💊 and woke up in the morning to sell and manage multi-million dollar ad campaigns. You do key bumps in the bathroom we share with a passport office so you can throw on a headset and scam the hard working working class people holding the line of our crumbling supply chain. We are not the same. See you all at the show! It’s gonna be a blast! Get your tickets at the link in my bio! 🎟️🎟️ #comedy #standupshow #events #la #glendale

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In honor of the people who were working in the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 and the brave men and women who gave so much of themselves to save who they could, I’m honored to present what their final wishes probably weren’t, but may well have been. Because bad jokes and thirst traps are cringe, but false flags and purity culture are far worse. #911 #september11 #shower #bushdidit911 #thirsttrap